paradock 95% accuracy

[ from ~jinx - viewed 7 times - Tue, 11 Aug 2026 04:43:29 GMT - view 1 comment ]

wisdom tooth removal in 2 days will leave me with 3 holes. 2 holes in my mouth from the two teeth that will get removed and 1 massive hole in my bank account. FMSCL

[ from ~jinx - viewed 9 times - Sun, 09 Aug 2026 23:21:54 GMT - view 0 comments ]

today is darflen day

[ from ~jinx - viewed 13 times - Fri, 07 Aug 2026 05:27:21 GMT - view 1 comment ]

yesterday I heard a sped up version of "The Girl From Ipanema" in a youtube video and it was the most vile alteration to a piece of music i have ever heard

[ from ~jinx - viewed 7 times - Thu, 06 Aug 2026 19:37:52 GMT - view 1 comment ]

i wish someone would murder me😹

[ from ~jinx - viewed 18 times - Thu, 06 Aug 2026 04:51:28 GMT - view 5 comments ]

day 1: the dog ulted on the carpet

[ from ~jinx - viewed 5 times - Sun, 02 Aug 2026 20:00:53 GMT - view 0 comments ]

my first (and last) contribution to the urban dictionary

[ from ~jinx - viewed 10 times - Sun, 26 Jul 2026 21:56:55 GMT - view 0 comments ]

today is a horrible day.. I actually messed up

[ from ~jinx - viewed 15 times - Sun, 26 Jul 2026 18:05:38 GMT - view 12 comments ]

In the case of me: originally, my hobbies really came from passion. but time passed and they really just became another way of coping with my loneliness. it was no longer about passion, i wanted to be good at something. not because it made me feel more fulfilled and happier, but because maybe... people would think im a better person, someone more valuable and maybe they would even validate me. I thought I genuinely could become someone else just by becoming good at something😹. i was wrong and stupid to think indulging in escapism was going to cure my feelings of loneliness 😹👍

[ from ~jinx - viewed 12 times - Fri, 24 Jul 2026 18:41:49 GMT - view 1 comment ]

roblox: powering imagination

[ from ~jinx - viewed 9 times - Tue, 21 Jul 2026 21:16:44 GMT - view 1 comment ]

please give feedback on this suggestion problem: who even uses the popular and loved filters.. also older posts might as well not exist at all with how hidden they are 😹 only darflen archeologists like @cheesewhisk3rs have the courage to dig them up solution: 2 new filters/modes? featured: random posts with good metrics, the chosen posts would be the same for everyone to spark interaction between active users and not just the necroposter and the original poster. the featured posts would change everyday Discovery: actual random posts

[ from ~jinx - viewed 13 times - Sun, 19 Jul 2026 01:50:16 GMT - view 6 comments ]

are my proportions just weird... shirts are always way too long vertically when they fit my shoulders. and when the shirt doesn't fit my shoulders it's still too long vertically

[ from ~jinx - viewed 8 times - Sun, 19 Jul 2026 00:45:48 GMT - view 6 comments ]

it has started 6 years ago... maybe i should try and seek professional help at this point... i would like to experience life like i used to again😹

[ from ~jinx - viewed 10 times - Sat, 18 Jul 2026 06:20:59 GMT - view 2 comments ]

dogs smell like shit #insightfulquote

[ from ~jinx - viewed 9 times - Wed, 08 Jul 2026 04:10:36 GMT - view 0 comments ]

can't wait to meet my future wife at the local cafe

[ from ~jinx - viewed 6 times - Tue, 07 Jul 2026 19:45:14 GMT - view 0 comments ]

the dentist will make me go bankrupt

[ from ~jinx - viewed 5 times - Tue, 07 Jul 2026 14:16:33 GMT - view 0 comments ]

just watched the finale of TADC (im late) 😹😹 they gave a *The End Of Evangelion* inspired ending to a fanbase which I assume is mostly composed of children 😹 anyways have I told you guys that The End Of Evangelion is my favorite movie

[ from ~jinx - viewed 7 times - Mon, 06 Jul 2026 02:55:22 GMT - view 2 comments ]

Some Tarfalt users: DgmnQ his cryptic posts make Tarfalt feel like a crime scene! Mr Joke this guy never fails to make us laugh! winep4ws croissant sigma this guy popularized darflen by advertising on his succesful tiktok account! Moldi the number 1 Tarfalt museum contributor. thank you for your service Jpole lives in Antarctica and maintains the Tarfalt Data Center. Hey this guy has very cute pets Falcon known for his realistic renaissance portraits honorable mention: qvxa

[ from ~jinx - viewed 15 times - Mon, 29 Jun 2026 04:32:45 GMT - view 13 comments ]

Damn Daniel

[ from ~jinx - viewed 6 times - Sun, 28 Jun 2026 04:18:26 GMT - view 0 comments ]

is my birdey todey😸

[ from ~jinx - viewed 11 times - Fri, 26 Jun 2026 06:07:39 GMT - view 1 comment ]

yes, i saw the @eagle face reveal. and yes, he does look exactly like how he draws himself

[ from ~jinx - viewed 12 times - Wed, 24 Jun 2026 03:37:55 GMT - view 1 comment ]

thank you Brazil for creating Bossa Nova😻. makes me want to learn portuguese......

[ from ~jinx - viewed 5 times - Sun, 21 Jun 2026 03:15:09 GMT - view 0 comments ]

I doomscrolled all week

[ from ~jinx - viewed 11 times - Fri, 19 Jun 2026 20:52:28 GMT - view 3 comments ]

hello darflen I have a fiery diarrhea after eating buldak 2x. Send help

[ from ~jinx - viewed 7 times - Sun, 14 Jun 2026 19:51:07 GMT - view 2 comments ]

it's back?

[ from ~jinx - viewed 4 times - Sun, 14 Jun 2026 17:40:51 GMT - view 0 comments ]