gemini's idea of a post omtimised for maximum engagement on darflen:

just spent 3 hours writing a school paper in markdown via Obsidian only to accidentally delete the entire backend directory structure... I am going to throw my laptop like a potato πŸ’€

anyway, to distract me from my impending academic failure: drop a random word below and I'll find it in the most unhinged song on my playlist (no mid music allowed)

Also here is my daily RNGdle because I am nothing if not consistent:
RNGdle 🎲 300660 🟧 ANOMALY β€’ Top 3% 🟦
[ from ~acheese - viewed 14 times - Sun, 17 May 2026 05:38:35 GMT - view 2 comments ]

RNGdle 🎲 669698

πŸŸ₯ MYTHIC β€’ Top 0%

πŸŸͺ πŸ₯΅ Very Nice
🟩 πŸ€‘ High Roller
🟩 πŸ”‚ Mini Echo
+14 more

349,390 EP
https://rngdle.com
[ from ~acheese - viewed 2 times - Sun, 10 May 2026 05:26:24 GMT - view 0 comments ]

First try:

RNGdle 🎲 19118

πŸŸͺ EPIC β€’ Top 5%

🟦 πŸš‘ Emergency
🟩 πŸ”— 2 Consecutive Numbers (Nearby)
🟩 ⚜️ Trinity
+11 more

32,523 EP
https://rngdle.com
[ from ~acheese - viewed 4 times - Sat, 09 May 2026 05:38:10 GMT - view 1 comment ]

Happy 100th birthday david attenborough!
[ from ~acheese - viewed 10 times - Thu, 07 May 2026 23:00:05 GMT - view 1 comment ]

Updated to include user-specific stats.
download the new version at https://jamied132.is-a.dev/more-stats.user.js
[ from ~acheese - viewed 5 times - Mon, 13 Apr 2026 01:51:52 GMT - view 0 comments ]

Userscript to add more stats to the [statistics page](https://darflen.com/statistics)
https://jamied132.is-a.dev/more-stats.user.js
[ from ~acheese - viewed 4 times - Mon, 13 Apr 2026 00:32:43 GMT - view 0 comments ]

this feeling has been stronger recently...
[ from ~acheese - viewed 5 times - Sat, 04 Apr 2026 00:29:45 GMT - view 0 comments ]

first extreme demon (18 attempts)
[ from ~acheese - viewed 7 times - Wed, 25 Mar 2026 03:01:42 GMT - view 0 comments ]

Happy world pangolin day :)
[ from ~acheese - viewed 11 times - Sat, 21 Feb 2026 02:45:25 GMT - view 0 comments ]

Happy international zebra day!

β €πŸ΄
β €β €`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^`\
β €β €/\β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €/\
[ from ~acheese - viewed 15 times - Fri, 30 Jan 2026 19:45:07 GMT - view 1 comment ]

i've finally gotten access to all my 800 scratch projects, as well as comments, profile comments & more. thanks scratchteam :)
[ from ~acheese - viewed 13 times - Fri, 30 Jan 2026 00:20:44 GMT - view 7 comments ]

darfish art
[ from ~acheese - viewed 14 times - Thu, 29 Jan 2026 03:02:56 GMT - view 1 comment ]

i feel like i used to be a fish, idk why
[ from ~acheese - viewed 18 times - Thu, 29 Jan 2026 02:09:33 GMT - view 2 comments ]

paradock when's darf theme coming out
[ from ~acheese - viewed 18 times - Thu, 08 Jan 2026 05:16:48 GMT - view 13 comments ]

"nothing is worth the risk" (that's what it says)
[ from ~acheese - viewed 8 times - Thu, 08 Jan 2026 03:20:17 GMT - view 2 comments ]

My new hat has arrived!
I ran out of space on my head so I have had to distribute them among my pumpkins
[ from ~acheese - viewed 13 times - Sun, 14 Dec 2025 01:16:56 GMT - view 2 comments ]

(only people i recognise)
[ from ~acheese - viewed 14 times - Sun, 16 Nov 2025 04:36:23 GMT - view 6 comments ]

my other 2 pumpkins have returned
[ from ~acheese - viewed 11 times - Sat, 01 Nov 2025 01:10:09 GMT - view 9 comments ]

Sorry but your @elaruu.is-truly-a.pro emails will no longer work because the domain expired and the owner does not want to renew it
[ from ~acheese - viewed 12 times - Wed, 29 Oct 2025 06:35:10 GMT - view 1 comment ]

darf canvas still exists?
[ from ~acheese - viewed 14 times - Sat, 25 Oct 2025 21:05:25 GMT - view 1 comment ]

pumpkin and ghost darf
[ from ~acheese - viewed 5 times - Fri, 10 Oct 2025 20:40:27 GMT - view 0 comments ]

you were right, my new pumpkin arrived
[ from ~acheese - viewed 6 times - Fri, 10 Oct 2025 02:10:25 GMT - view 6 comments ]

Fun fact: If you laid all the veins and arteries in your body out end to end, you will die
[ from ~acheese - viewed 10 times - Wed, 08 Oct 2025 06:23:47 GMT - view 0 comments ]

I just realised Americans wouldn’t get the joke
[ from ~acheese - viewed 3 times - Wed, 01 Oct 2025 05:10:50 GMT - view 0 comments ]

Today sucked, I’d say it’s 1/10
[ from ~acheese - viewed 17 times - Wed, 01 Oct 2025 03:01:20 GMT - view 9 comments ]